how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I had to cum in my sink.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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