absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Randomize
