apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
this will be a night to untag.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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