sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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