turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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