Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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