she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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