New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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