so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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