I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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