At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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