She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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