Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
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