Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I believe in your delicious
So I just went to clothing optional bar
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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