The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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