Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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