You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
His nipple licking is glorious
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