we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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