I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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