it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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