So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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