well I can't set my house on fire every night
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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