I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
