Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Is Oprah even human
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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