ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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