Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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