To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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