This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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