and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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