She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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