so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
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