my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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