MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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