Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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