thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Randomize
