I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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