I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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