quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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