She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
