yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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