And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
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