Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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