He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize
