Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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