Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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