K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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