I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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