You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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