My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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