The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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