Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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