Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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