We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I could fuck to npr.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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