I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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