Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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